i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
no you cant smoke seaweed
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".