You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.