Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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4:29 is a dumbass. go back to middle school.
Fuckin people...have those conversations FIRST!
Also...if this is true, I hope he buys an ad in the fucking newspaper and prints your name and that you gave him an STD!
if he asks if your positive..say HIV positive. ahhaha
If there are no sores present herpes in theory shouldn't be spread. Although there are now studies that suggest its possible to spread herpes without any sign of infection.....which really puts a damper on casual sex. DAMN YOU HERPES!
Remember kids, every six months, get checked!
i gave it to someone before i knew it. for all we both know he could have given it to me. i hope this is the same case cause otherwise you need to tell him before!
To be fair, the Herpes virus can live for years in the body before showing any symptoms. I.E a person can get it from their high-school significant other who says they've never been with anyone before, practice safe sex after that or even be celibate and then at 25, SURPRISE HERPES.
Every six months kids.
Hardest conversation eevvvvver ;)
Posts on this site just keep getting sadder and sadder. I know it's real life, but TFLN is supposed to be funny.
Herpes is skin contact based. The sores often show up on the areas NOT covered by a condom so if you have contact with someone and they have it. Especially during an outbreak? a condom will do practically nothing.
In Soviet Russia herpes say sorry to you!
Hahahahahaha this text is soooo funny 4:54. P.s. You r a fucking toolbag mother fucker!
See? and yet some asshole will post about how he hates wearing condoms.
expect him to destroy your life. stupid bitch.
Humans these days are assholes.
And I don't mean the stranger who posted this.
Everyone should just chill out n smoke a blunt, and be thankful you don't have herpes, while still being sympathetic for those who do.
It's not herpes if it's everywhere
condoms (as always) aren't 100% but still protect against herpes. but yes, should have had the talk before hand.... everyone needs to get tested because you can DEF. have it and not know it. if you dont have symptoms, a simple blood test can tell if you have it. they *do not* do this at your regular "STD check up" you have to ask specifically for a herpes test!!! between 1/4 and 1/5 people have it!!!
condoms don't stop the spread of herpes; it's based on skin contact w/ an open wound which can be on the inside or outside of a person's body. Also, how do you know this is a girl posting it??
First tell him about the herpes than finish with the classic You got AIDS.
6:10 Lighten up buddy, keep in mind she caught if form some dick whore first.
8:23 that's fuckin uncalled for
Fuck you and die, you dirtball OP!
Tito says you are whore like your mom.
Another cunt whore, from a generation of fucktards, who care nothing about anyone else, except themselves. Get drunk, have sex with whomever I want an say it's ok. Have some fucking morals, ethics. Think about your future and the rest o us. Selfish whore.
It's because of people like you we even have to worry about this shit
You can get herpes from someone eating you out with a cold sore (HPV1), yes HPV1 can be passed to genitals, 80% of the population (probably most of you) have HPV1. and she may not have known BEFORE she had sex with him or even suspected. Someone do some fucking research.
Ha u stink lyk
Guess you never thought about that while you were getting your nasty gash pounded. Sorry ass bitch
The only thing that lasts longer than love is herpes!
Why do you still have sex when you know you have herpes?
dnt you think you should feel it out first so you can be like what the fuck is this?!?!? but yeah if your jus not outbreakin, you should share some info before hand.. if they dont wanna fuck you buy a dildo.
seriously who would thumbs up this?.
Practice makes perfect
2:07 Has herps and is in denial. Later tonight he'll cry himself to sleep in a cold shower, drawing parallels between Lady Macbeth he'll keep scrubbing and scrubbing. Off Damned Spot!
hahaha 11:44 you're a fucking dirty, herpes-having miscreant.
Don't fucking lecture me you piece of shit!
Take you and yours to the leper colony where you belong!
U kno it's a girl cuz it says call him dumb ass
More dirty fucking herpes-infested asshats telling us "Tons of people have it...it's not that bad...you can get it with a condom on, etc."
BLAH BLAH BLAH - you're fucking disgusting. You should be thrown out of society and live in a leper colony!
1:53 for the win. Epic my friend, just epic.
You're a nasty, selfish whore, OP.
Herpies From Last Night, To those of you from Reolinda.
8:49 50% Of the adult population has herpes. If you bothered to read an article you'd find that most cases are transmitted during no signs of break out. BTW have you had your blood tested, cause chances are you have it bitch.