she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off