The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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i'm gonna make it so dry for you...my mouth is gonna be like a DESERT
Gives new meaning to the phrase had a sharp tounge. Thank you I'm here all week
I wouldn't talk to you either. Is your tongue made of sandpaper?
or girls with tongue rings
Ha u stink lyk
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, YOUR BITCH WAS SUCKING MY COCK, THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DROPPED BY GOO AND CUT MY SHAFT ON HER TONGUE RING. OHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The bitch probably had braces. Ring or not it's not going to cut anything! You dumb fucks
2:59. Ur an immature dumbass. Also, that's what the idiot gets for sticking his dick I'm someone's mouth
or perhaps you just gave bad head???
Shut the fuck up!!! No one cares if you are first!
hahahaha.... ps i have my tongue pierced and i couldnt cut a dick if i tried. its a ball, and its round soo... yeah figure that out bitches. maybe she had sharp ass teeth and scraped him. hahahha. damn.
Open wider next time and watch the teeth!
What a crybaby if he can't get over a little accident. You don't need to talk to him, or ever put your tongue on his penis, again.
that boy is a pussy
should be glad to have anyone suck his dick
beggars can't be choosers
id be fucking pissed too, you cut my shaft for gods sake!!!!
I'm siding with the cut penis.
people still get their tongue pierced?
yeah, i'm not really seeing how the presence of a tongue ring would CUT HIS PENIS? how does that shit happen?
how is it possible to have a sharp toungue.....
I had a girl cut me with her nails. That shit sucks
It doesn't sound like she did it on purpose, 1:12, which still makes it a privilege. Although if he "gives her another chance" she might as well go for the full Bobbitt.
what the fuck? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
ouch but what a loser he is
Haha! Maybe he deserved it?
freat story what kind of suede jacket, designer?
That's not possible, unless you have braces or you're a biter haha
Fuck that, you'd should be getting worse than the silent treatment. I'm alright with piercings usually but FUCK...
In Soviet Russia this is best part
Must be from Glen Burnie
lick my pussy with blood:)
Haha 1029 beckkyyyy
Tito says your tongue belongs in man ass
what the hell is up with all the "In Soviet Russia" shit?
THIS IS AMERICA MOTHER FUCKER.
How does that even happen?
How the hell does your tounge cut a dick?
You suck at Beckyyyy.
Newsflash, honey: your tongue didn't cut his penis. He got what he needed from you and has no use for you now!
7:47 #2, that wasn't funny until the thank you part, that made me lololol
I get it! You have a sharp tongue! Brilliant!
I mean in someone's mouth
722 - is quoting blow job girl from a college humor video, for anyone who is retarded and doesn't know
How do you find the dick on a boy like this? Honestly, a blowjob is a privilege. If he's going to be immature and passive aggressive afterwards, he can get it somewhere else.
Or with channel bags
Can someone explain the point of replying to a text "first" when all of the posts are signed anonymous?
I know who the girl from the 301 is talking about. He's a stupid ass ginger and she's lame anyways.
Holy shit sharp tounge
A blowjob that involves a penis being cut is no privilege. Well, maybe it is, but just barely.
haha 7 22
like SANDPAPER does that sound good?
So you all are trying to figure out how a tounge could cut a penis but none of you can and still don't think this post is fake?
Op you're a dumbass. Move onto the next guy since all of them want sex or etc. I dare you to do the very first guy you see after reading this
Omg that happened to me. Shit taste nasty wit blood lol
Don't know what to say o.o
This is why no one likes blacks