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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:22pm

    i'm gonna make it so dry for you...my mouth is gonna be like a DESERT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:47pm

    Gives new meaning to the phrase had a sharp tounge. Thank you I'm here all week

  • 93 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:15pm

    I wouldn't talk to you either. Is your tongue made of sandpaper?

  • 87 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:35pm

    or girls with tongue rings

  • 78 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:59am

    Ha u stink lyk 

  • 68 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:11pm

    Shut the fuck up!!! No one cares if you are first!

  • 65 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:30pm

    or perhaps you just gave bad head???

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:41am

    2:59. Ur an immature dumbass. Also, that's what the idiot gets for sticking his dick I'm someone's mouth

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:30pm

    hahahaha.... ps i have my tongue pierced and i couldnt cut a dick if i tried. its a ball, and its round soo... yeah figure that out bitches. maybe she had sharp ass teeth and scraped him. hahahha. damn.

  • 62 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:33pm

    Haha! Maybe he deserved it?

  • 60 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:39pm

    what the hell is up with all the "In Soviet Russia" shit? THIS IS AMERICA MOTHER FUCKER.

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:47pm

    What a crybaby if he can't get over a little accident. You don't need to talk to him, or ever put your tongue on his penis, again.

  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:48pm

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  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:19pm

    I'm siding with the cut penis.

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:45pm

    how is it possible to have a sharp toungue.....

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:15pm

    people still get their tongue pierced?

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:16pm

    How the hell does your tounge cut a dick?

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:34am

    It doesn't sound like she did it on purpose, 1:12, which still makes it a privilege. Although if he "gives her another chance" she might as well go for the full Bobbitt.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:24pm

    Must be from Glen Burnie

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:15am

    id be fucking pissed too, you cut my shaft for gods sake!!!!

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:12am

    In Soviet Russia this is best part

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:54pm

    722 - is quoting blow job girl from a college humor video, for anyone who is retarded and doesn't know

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:55pm

    The bitch probably had braces. Ring or not it's not going to cut anything! You dumb fucks

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:11pm

    ouch but what a loser he is

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:55am

    How do you find the dick on a boy like this? Honestly, a blowjob is a privilege. If he's going to be immature and passive aggressive afterwards, he can get it somewhere else.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:25pm

    that boy is a pussy should be glad to have anyone suck his dick beggars can't be choosers

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:27pm

    freat story what kind of suede jacket, designer?

  • 54 49
    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jan 11, 10 at 6:19am

    what the fuck? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:12pm

    Tito says your tongue belongs in man ass

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:18pm

    HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, YOUR BITCH WAS SUCKING MY COCK, THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DROPPED BY GOO AND CUT MY SHAFT ON HER TONGUE RING. OHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:52pm

    Newsflash, honey: your tongue didn't cut his penis. He got what he needed from you and has no use for you now!

  • 46 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:28am

    I had a girl cut me with her nails. That shit sucks

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:29pm

    You suck at Beckyyyy.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:00pm

    Fuck that, you'd should be getting worse than the silent treatment. I'm alright with piercings usually but FUCK...

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:25am

    Open wider next time and watch the teeth!

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:04pm

    yeah, i'm not really seeing how the presence of a tongue ring would CUT HIS PENIS? how does that shit happen?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:22pm

    Haha 1029 beckkyyyy

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:37pm

    7:47 #2, that wasn't funny until the thank you part, that made me lololol

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:30pm

    haha 7 22 like SANDPAPER does that sound good?

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:27pm

    Or with channel bags

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:42am

    I mean in someone's mouth

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:03am

    lick my pussy with blood:)

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:17pm

    I know who the girl from the 301 is talking about. He's a stupid ass ginger and she's lame anyways.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:35pm

    How does that even happen?

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 7:46pm

    Tongue ring???

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:47pm

    So you all are trying to figure out how a tounge could cut a penis but none of you can and still don't think this post is fake? Op you're a dumbass. Move onto the next guy since all of them want sex or etc. I dare you to do the very first guy you see after reading this

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:40pm

    Can someone explain the point of replying to a text "first" when all of the posts are signed anonymous?

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:18pm

    I get it! You have a sharp tongue! Brilliant!

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:29pm

    Omg that happened to me. Shit taste nasty wit blood lol

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:22pm

    That's not possible, unless you have braces or you're a biter haha

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:12am

    A blowjob that involves a penis being cut is no privilege. Well, maybe it is, but just barely.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:49am

    Don't know what to say o.o

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:31pm

    This is why no one likes blacks

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:50pm

    Holy shit sharp tounge