she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"