it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon