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  • 36 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:28pm

    2:24 I just called the manager He says your mom wants seconds....

  • 29 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:40pm

    I got one on top of a church. I almost fell bad about it, but I think God would understand a bj is a bj.

  • 28 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:30pm

    732!!!! u make jersey more ashamed then mtv's jersey shore..... douche

  • 25 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:16pm

    It's a 0 on a scale of 1-10 where 1 = not weird at all. OP Fail.

  • 22 16
    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jan 11, 10 at 6:23am

    not weird at all actually? the best i've got is taco bell parking lot, late afternoon, in the parking space directly to the left of a police car inhabited by a policeman eating a burrito.

  • 23 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:45pm

    fuck now i gotta go to waretown

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:22pm

    omg was this in freehold?!?

  • 21 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:44pm

    Rokkie is sooooo hot

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:19pm

    back room of an amusement park while on the job

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:21pm

    Peter Pan Pharmacy? That was you?

  • 20 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:42pm

    3:26 86 B Lacey Road Whiting, NJ 08759 Ask for Rokkie, she works nights...

  • 18 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:12pm

    Not weird at all.. Atleast it's inside

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:14pm

    not that weird actually...

  • 20 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:29pm

    HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, YOUR BITCH WAS SUCKING MY COCK, THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DROPPED BY GOO AND DROPED HER OFF ON THE NEXT BLOCK . OHHHHHHH!

  • 17 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:03pm

    2:45 Tell mom that I will be home at 5

  • 19 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:16pm

    Gonna go ahead and say I've got you beat on that one. I got it in biology class while the teacher was talking about ribosomes.

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:02am

    I'm pretty ashamed to live in the 732 now.

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:34am

    It wud b wierd if u actualy did get one thier u shithed

  • 17 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:20am

    Yay this is ours and my response is still.... Almost as epic as sex under the stairs in school-I have you beat

  • 15 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:56am

    12:27- everyday before tennis practice with a guy on the track team And 7:34- he did get the bj. I asked him

  • 14 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:16pm

    omg was this in freehold?!?!

  • 16 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:26pm

    I hope this is the eckerd pharmacy in whiting since this is a 732 area code. There's this chick Rokkie that would be Hella nice to get a bj from in te basement

  • 18 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:47am

    pharmacies have basements?

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:20pm

    Dude I'm 12 and I've gotten head in my bedroom

  • 16 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:08am

    12:47 I was wondering the same thing...,

  • 15 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:39am

    I want to hear more about This Rokkie chick I'm from that area

  • 12 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:54am

    Put put place!!!

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:16pm

    iv given head on an actual altar!

  • 17 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:37pm

    wtf clean ur snatch and then u might get a lick!

  • 18 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:45pm

    2:40 - Hi, this is God 2:43 is correct, enjoy hell.......

  • 17 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:35pm

    Who's got eliminate app?

  • 17 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:29pm

    9 Bayshore Plaza (Highway 36 and First Ave), Atlantic Highlands NJ 07716

  • 13 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:27am

    12:20-my friend did that during our finals!

  • 16 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:53am

    Learn hot to spell ya scrammm

  • 13 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:45pm

    On the phone with ur mom

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:38am

    I had sex under the stairs in middle school.

  • 13 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:53pm

    Go to the whiting eckerd than

  • 13 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:47pm

    It's in whiting not waretown. Even tho it's only like 2 towns over the girls there are toothless pigs. And I mean that in the nicest way

  • 15 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:43pm

    3:40 is it weird that i blew ur dad in ur bedroom... bitch

  • 9 13
    Submitted by richardbme on Jul 9, 10 at 10:05am

    you can get your STD and your medication for it all in the same place! Score!

  • 15 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:23pm

    5:16... some horriable rap music is at fault you poor thing. Dont get me wrong the luh good rap but Jayz is the only rapper that is still making quality shit anymore

  • 15 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:47pm

    I live in the 732 too!

  • 12 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:56pm

    glad u know who ur dad likes to get bjs from.... freak

  • 13 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:16pm

    Could someone please explain why my name is now synomonous with a bj? Becky.

  • 16 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:43pm

    2:40 enjoy hell --Locke

  • 15 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:26am

    4:29 your freakin awesome mann

  • 3 8
    Submitted by caliGREEN420 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:52pm

    Keep ur hands outa the Viagra, and dont lie, it was just ur hand!

  • 10 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:53am

    Can someone pls explain why 5:16 can't spell 'synonymous'? Maybe Becky gave too much brain?

  • 9 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:49pm

    I'm 340 yes it is weird usually he goes for people with some maturity

  • 14 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:11pm

    Jimmy Norton here!!

  • 14 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:18pm

    pharmacies have basements??? 2:13 I absolutely agree.

  • 2 8
    Submitted by mauiijims13 on Jul 8, 11 at 1:32am

    That's pretty lame. I've given one twenty feet up in a tree, under a bridge in a park, in a tube slide, in a bush etc etc. But then again, I'm in high school, so that's basically the only way anyone ever gets any action anyways.

  • 11 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:54pm

    True story: got a birthday bj in the attic of the pharmacy I work at

  • 10 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:40pm

    Weird is in you're parents bedroom

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