I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster