Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?