Mom said you looked used
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts