as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first