Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?