Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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