They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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