hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.