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  • Perhaps you shouldn't smell like dirty gym socks before he goes down on you!

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 11:19am
  • Maybe he smelled blood

    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 23, 11 at 10:28am
  • "Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 23, 11 at 3:04pm
  • Sounds like someone, or both of you, needs to do some more washing!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 23, 11 at 11:45am
  • His beard smells like ditty gym socks because he doesn't wash his face.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:40am
  • Here's a thought: stare at the ceiling during. Then insist he wash his face after.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 23, 11 at 11:43am
  • Does his beard stink BEFORE or AFTER the trip down south?

    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Dec 23, 11 at 11:06pm
  • Lol ewwww

    Submitted by amberkempef on Dec 24, 11 at 10:26pm
  • Well.....eeww

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 23, 11 at 3:24pm
  • Love the Robert Shaw monologue from Jaws

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 11 at 11:24pm
  • That's just creepy.

    Submitted by debi888 on Dec 23, 11 at 10:19am
  • His beard smells like dirty gym socks because he doesn't wash his face afterward.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:43am
  • Creeper

    Submitted by h3li0 on Dec 23, 11 at 8:17pm