I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars