Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.