Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.