I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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I just found a bag of teeth...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively