Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.