Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay