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I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.

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(909): I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice. http://tfl.nu/z7v3

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I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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(208): I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait http://tfl.nu/xv9u

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so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.

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What...you let him do that?

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It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow

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(650): so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow. (415): What...you let him do that? (650): It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow http://tfl.nu/aum0

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i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine

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(617): i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine http://tfl.nu/ryw8

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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance

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It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.

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(251): Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance (303): It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime. http://tfl.nu/1z36

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Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?

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(815): Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction? http://tfl.nu/2awn

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ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.

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(317): ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions. http://tfl.nu/8qmh

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...

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(952): i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight... http://tfl.nu/bbui

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Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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(614): Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis. http://tfl.nu/937p

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people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.

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(502): people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant. http://tfl.nu/n66u

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he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.

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(440): he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever. http://tfl.nu/ykgr

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(719): View more from Colorado

Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.

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(719): Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear. http://tfl.nu/pswl

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Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave

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dude are you serious?

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I know you already have a pic on your phone

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(978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave (617): dude are you serious? (978): I know you already have a pic on your phone http://tfl.nu/k6lt

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(607): View more from New York

Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.

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I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.

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(607): Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom. (1-607): I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts. http://tfl.nu/s0vw

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watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food

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(207): watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food http://tfl.nu/6rf4

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