as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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And for going tanning, your man card is revoked.
Even you have no problem seeing you're nuts.
50 bucks in the douchebag jar
You know how I know you're g@y?
"I'll take Vas Deferns for six hundred Alex" :-) "And that's our daily double... "
First time shaving the boys?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Situation.
Ok and when I come over I'll be punching you for being such a douche
Jersey Shore. FTW.
I was JUST THINKING that!
The Situation? Jersey Shore??
Still not as g@y as Twilight.
...one to be eaten by cannibals on the remote island.
Haha this is pure comedy!
Ritard- I was thinking the same thing!
OP is a woman...
Why is he admiring his balls? Ladies don't give a damn about those...He must have a tiny penis!