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  • Submitted by sailor_man on Feb 29, 12 at 5:37pm

    And for going tanning, your man card is revoked.

  • Submitted by porksword on Feb 29, 12 at 3:47pm

    Even you have no problem seeing you're nuts.

  • Submitted by fypsters2011 on Feb 29, 12 at 6:42pm

    50 bucks in the douchebag jar

  • Submitted by cpt_obvious on Feb 29, 12 at 6:54pm

    You know how I know you're g@y?

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    Submitted by blue_bl00d on Feb 29, 12 at 3:54pm

    Arrogant prick

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 1, 12 at 2:03am

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Situation.

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    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 29, 12 at 3:30pm

    Jersey Shore. FTW.

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      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Mar 1, 12 at 11:42am

      I was JUST THINKING that!

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    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 29, 12 at 8:52pm

    First time shaving the boys?

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    Submitted by sick_skullcandy on Feb 29, 12 at 4:42pm

    "I'll take Vas Deferns for six hundred Alex" :-) "And that's our daily double... "

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    Submitted by skyyrockett on Mar 2, 12 at 8:43am

    MARYSVILLE?!?

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Bloomfield on Mar 1, 12 at 4:41pm

    Still not as g@y as Twilight.

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    Submitted by dannie1288 on Mar 2, 12 at 1:31am

    Douche baggery!!!

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    Submitted by Phys on Feb 29, 12 at 10:22pm

    Ok and when I come over I'll be punching you for being such a douche

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 29, 12 at 3:36pm

    Ritard- I was thinking the same thing!

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Feb 29, 12 at 6:02pm

    The Situation? Jersey Shore??

  • 65 93
    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Feb 29, 12 at 6:46pm

    F@ggoty Metrosexual.

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    Submitted by PenisVagina on Mar 1, 12 at 12:51am

    First!

    • 40 71
      Submitted by skeezer on Mar 1, 12 at 10:34am

      ...one to be eaten by cannibals on the remote island.

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Feb 29, 12 at 3:34pm

    Haha this is pure comedy!

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    Submitted by skeezer on Feb 29, 12 at 10:59pm

    OP is a woman...

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    Submitted by MOhead34 on Mar 2, 12 at 1:09am

    Why is he admiring his balls? Ladies don't give a damn about those...He must have a tiny penis!