you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I have feelings that need drinking.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
These Are 19 of the Most Horrible Strangers People Had to Sit Next to
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it