you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.