Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent