But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.