if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point