how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of