She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"