I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?