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  • I make my own cream while fucking, thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:23am
  • I thought of a fuckin stupid and fake text, and conveniently it was thanksgiving so they accepted it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:31pm
  • In soviet russia counter fucks on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:52pm
  • stupid. oh, and fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:06am
  • Last time I used whip cream for sex, things got out of hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:28am
  • Maybe i am the wierd one, but i am not a fan of eating, or any food being incorporated into sex. I have tried it... I am just not into it. But hey, whatever blows your hair back!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:18am
  • Hey 2:23 why don't you calm the fuck down! 10:07 was making a joke you fucktard! Happy Holidays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:04am
  • OH I get it! This is funny cause having whipped cream placed right next to during sex is perfect! And its all because of thankisgiving! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:07pm
  • I know you are, but what am I?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:03am
  • I like sucking whipped cream of my lady's nipples then putting choco syrup in her vag, fucking her really hard, then having her lick the rest of the choc. off my dick when we finish. mmm love the holidays!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:48am
  • Try chocolate syrup...lol gigidi gigidi gooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Did the rest of the family find it awkward?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:07am
  • The whole sundae concept is amazing in itself but have u tried adding a banana to the sundae

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:17pm
  • That's why I love thnx giving

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:18pm
  • You should be careful if your dad catches you and your sister you'll be in alot trouble.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:16am
  • reasons why i love orange county. GO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I conveniently love fucking with whipped cream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:05am
  • 10:07 your fucking retarded, obviously they weren't fucking during thanksgiving meal or around there family. U stupid shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:23pm
  • I used yams instead of whip cream! Better lubrication!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:15pm
  • So sick of the "I love ______" texts......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:47pm