I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.