Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?