Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving