i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.