When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.