She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone