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(618): View more from Illinois

he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.

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(917): View more from New York City

its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch

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(954): View more from Florida

my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch

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(843): View more from South Carolina

my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...

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(503): View more from Oregon

i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!

(360): View more from Washington

let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.

(1-412): View more from Pennsylvania

You make your fellow Jews happy.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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