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  • This text is really funny! haha And people need to stop being so racist! Just appreciate the humor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Yeah! Sheepfuckers!! Wait, what does that have to do with a lime??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:24pm
  • 3:08 you're an idiot. I totally did that the other night. must be an asian thing. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:23pm
  • 4:27 you are ignorant and should utilize a dictionary at some point in your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:39pm
  • ok so i'm totally assuming u live in newton

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Plus she can always have another!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Again, gooks should not use power tools.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:19pm
  • I don't know to laugh or to be offended....One side of my family being from Missouri, and the other from Japan....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:56pm
  • This is too funny!!! I am Asian and I am not racist. I hate all races equally!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Wait, which culture are we attacking? The Asians or the Rednecks? I'm down for either one, just want to make sure!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:34pm
  • So I guess by your logic it isn't racist to say that 'blacks don't work' because that is a generalization. By the way I have utilized a dictionary and am very well educated. Stereotypes can be racist, that you cannot deny....and you are still a dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:32am
  • Wow...you're late for your Klan meeting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:37pm
  • haha this would have been really lame if it werent for the last line :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:02pm
  • You really think drink stirrers, if held like chopsticks, could support the weight of a typical lime wedge? No fuckin' way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:08pm
  • So. Fucking. What?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Stereotypes are racist you dumb fuck. Last time I checked, "gooks" is a racist term, not a stereotype.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 4:39 must be a scholar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:03am
  • i bet you go to harvard or mit too! i love judging

    Submitted by pokinsmot on Apr 21, 10 at 1:42am
  • Nothing to do with a lime. He would be better off doing what he does best instead of putting other cultures down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:28pm
  • improper. puntuation. signifies. ANGER!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Used drink stirrers as chopsticks to eat a salad once. And I'm white!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 3:08 - it's possible. you obviously can't use chopsticks in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:55am
  • nice. I like Asian guys~ :3 are you cute? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:57am
  • the caliber of witt on this website has plunged drastically

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:24pm
  • If you're a man ... Marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Rednecks should stay home and keep fucking their farm animals or wives...they look alike.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:19pm
    • Not quite. Have you seen Jeff Foxworthy's wife? Just saying..

      Submitted by bskatezy on Mar 27, 10 at 9:01am
  • You're all fucking idiots. Stop debating dumb shit. Laugh at the jokes and move on with your life.

    Submitted by renalove on Oct 28, 11 at 12:45am
  • So you hate yourself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:25pm
  • strereotypes are not racist.......nor are they degrading.....they are observations that generalize a group of people or culture in a satirical manner.......learn to laugh idiots or dont visit a humorous website....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:44pm