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  • 83 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:35pm

    Umm yea, that's pretty typical of asian kids who like rock music among both boys and girls, especially if they like Japanese rock.

  • 84 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:37pm

    I think you have to be Asian to be a Ninja......its like a by law

  • 82 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:43am

    of course this is from the suburbs. please stay in Barrington or wherever the hell 815 covers.

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:22pm

    all asians are ninjas! all blacks are gangsters! all whites are slaveowners! yay!

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:47am

    I'm Asian and I found this fucking hilarious.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:56pm

    or dazzle me with their insane Math Skills -2:55

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:49pm

    I'm asian and I am a Ninja....The world needs us!

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:35pm

    When was the last time you saw a non-Asian ninja?

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:55pm

    I never talk shit to Asians for fear they may Round House me

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:55pm

    Michael Dudikoff........American Ninja nuff said

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:49pm

    this was nick distasio trying to take a picture of garrett oriordan i bet

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:28am

    Stereotypes exists for a reason....friggin HILARIOUS!

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:29am

    As an Asian (and a ninja) I laughed my fucking ass off.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:56pm

    haha i hate when people kill the joy out of reading these texts.. hey im asian...and i laughed... get that pole out of your ass 2:30 its 2009.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:30am

    I'm not racist - I have a black girlfriend. Bahahahaha! I fucking hate asians, though. Asians suck... Half Asians are okay. SE Asians are alright, too. But those oriental fuckers need to stay on their side of the pond, if you catch my drift.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:31pm

    would this happen to be in Washington DC? cause i saw one korean kid with this HUGE ASS'd mullet

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:53pm

    "but you know how those ninjas are" is the only funny part of this text

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:52pm

    learn how to spell 2.30 sheesh

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:18pm

    05:30 AM: "I'm not Racist-I have a black GF?" WTF, Who cares??? If you are online at this time telling people that you are not racist, chances are you are racist as hell....

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:39am

    wt f racist much? friggen loser

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:59pm

    hah this was probably in new lenox. because that's where this shit happens.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:09pm

    Little scene azn boys.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:51pm

    2:37: conversely, you have to be a ninja if you are Asian. It is like, a law.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:28pm

    I FUCKIN LOVE MULLETS AND THIS TEXT

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:10pm

    my fucking renter...non asian dissapears every fuckin rent-due date... smoke cloud and all

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:20pm

    Chris Farley was the only non-Asian Ninja. Maybe Steven Seagal

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:56pm

    nope. chicago,wicker parker. hipster central. and judo chop!!

  • 51 70
    Submitted by leeazz21 on May 31, 10 at 10:53pm

    Ohhh McHenry!

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:48pm

    lol scene azn mullets, nothing new here

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:31pm

    stereotyping is not *racist

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:01pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA faux-ironic racism!

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:09pm

    love the guy who spelled racist wrong.' asian kids are so damn cute. but a "rocker mullet"? I prefer my asians with mohawks.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by DaniShmani on Dec 13, 11 at 9:59pm

    Enormously proud this is from my area code.

  • 20 30
    Submitted by jltc on May 7, 12 at 12:11pm

    Woo hoo! I'm a racist little shit from the middle of nowhere!