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(518): View more from New York

We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.

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(253): View more from Washington

I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"

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(516): View more from New York

There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face

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(815): View more from Illinois

It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.

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(801): View more from Utah

So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"

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