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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
nut hugger
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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