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  • You know you have no game when your girl would rather update her status then jump on top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:04pm
  • The amount of fail is despicable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:01pm
  • 3:00 (2) you failed at life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:02pm
  • agreed 4:14. and im a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:18pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:41pm
  • 3:03 there are 4th graders who can spell "pterodactyl"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Anyone who doesn't find pterodactyl porn hilarious isn't worth fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:14pm
  • haha wow i agree with 6:05...never knew of it, but its hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:11am
  • Watching pterodactyl porn is way more awesome than getting the desire to update your f*cking status in the middle of fooling around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:30pm
  • obviously, if she'd rather update her status first, you have bigger problems man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:09am
  • How could you not love pterodactyl porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:01pm
  • if he knows the website he probably knows how to spell the word you idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 4:17, maybe you need to learn English

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:40pm
  • hell ya dactyl porn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:02pm
  • that's lame. who updates their status in the middle of getting it on? another example of how technology is ruining life experiences. just enjoy spending time with other people, take a fucking break from texting/facebooking/tweeting. it's such a buzz kill if you're in the middle of fooling around with someone and they decide to answer a text or some shit like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:19pm
  • SO... she got naked... and then decided to change her status? I'm going to name this baby... Bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:47pm
  • OMG... I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! I was like 'WTF is pterodactyl porn?' and I looked it up it was so fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:05pm
  • these pterodactyls are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:41pm
  • pterodactyl porn is probably one of my favorite videos of all time! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:16am
  • I can spell pterodactyl, but I have no idea what it means in relation to sex. It's like I am in fourth grade all over again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:11pm
  • the grammar in this text totally threw me off. i had to read it like 3 times to get it. and even then i didnt laugh. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:17pm
  • I have that porn. Brandi Starr takes it from three guys in pterodactyl suits. Good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:17pm
  • WTF is pterodactyl porn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:07pm
  • thanks goodness for urbandictionary !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:23pm
  • newnan is the hellhole of the entire universe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:46am
  • newnan has some good blow. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:01am
  • 4:14 is totally right. and for the record, i am also a girl (like 4:18)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Woah is this someone from newnan?? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I don't understand this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:26pm
  • dude pterodactyl porn is soooooooooo 3 years ago minimum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:48pm
  • She was going to tweet: fucking my bf. But instead she got the pterodicktyl... At least it wasn't Mr. Hands or a bunch of girls fingerpainting. It can always be worse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:03pm
  • I hate to cry fake, but who really knows how to spell pterodactyl without googling? clearly not a tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Yeah 3:03... maybe YOU can't spell pterodactyl. I could when I was ten. Props to 3:14.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:06pm
  • hahahahah pterodactyl porn is hilariousssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Realationship status maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Who the hell is this girl that her clothes were already off, and was so addicted to facebook/myspace that she had to put the action on hold to update her status? OP is lucky this chick left, she sounds like a creep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:46pm
  • I can't believe I got first!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:00pm