Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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You know you have no game when your girl would rather update her status then jump on top.
The amount of fail is despicable.
3:00 (2) you failed at life
agreed 4:14. and im a girl.
Anyone who doesn't find pterodactyl porn hilarious isn't worth fucking.
i laughed through the whole thing. amazing
3:03 there are 4th graders who can spell "pterodactyl"
Watching pterodactyl porn is way more awesome than getting the desire to update your f*cking status in the middle of fooling around.
haha wow i agree with 6:05...never knew of it, but its hilarious
How could you not love pterodactyl porn.
obviously, if she'd rather update her status first, you have bigger problems man.
if he knows the website he probably knows how to spell the word you idiot
that's lame. who updates their status in the middle of getting it on? another example of how technology is ruining life experiences. just enjoy spending time with other people, take a fucking break from texting/facebooking/tweeting. it's such a buzz kill if you're in the middle of fooling around with someone and they decide to answer a text or some shit like that.
hell ya dactyl porn!
4:17, maybe you need to learn English
SO... she got naked... and then decided to change her status? I'm going to name this baby... Bullshit.
pterodactyl porn is probably one of my favorite videos of all time! haha
WTF is pterodactyl porn?
OMG... I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! I was like 'WTF is pterodactyl porn?' and I looked it up it was so fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh!
these pterodactyls are making me thirsty.
thanks goodness for urbandictionary !!
the grammar in this text totally threw me off. i had to read it like 3 times to get it. and even then i didnt laugh.
I can spell pterodactyl, but I have no idea what it means in relation to sex. It's like I am in fourth grade all over again!
I have that porn. Brandi Starr takes it from three guys in pterodactyl suits.
I don't understand this site
newnan has some good blow. :)
4:14 is totally right. and for the record, i am also a girl (like 4:18)
newnan is the hellhole of the entire universe.
Woah is this someone from newnan?? Haha
dude pterodactyl porn is soooooooooo 3 years ago minimum
She was going to tweet: fucking my bf. But instead she got the pterodicktyl... At least it wasn't Mr. Hands or a bunch of girls fingerpainting. It can always be worse
I hate to cry fake, but who really knows how to spell pterodactyl without googling? clearly not a tfln
Yeah 3:03... maybe YOU can't spell pterodactyl. I could when I was ten. Props to 3:14.
Realationship status maybe?
hahahahah pterodactyl porn is hilariousssss
Who the hell is this girl that her clothes were already off, and was so addicted to facebook/myspace that she had to put the action on hold to update her status? OP is lucky this chick left, she sounds like a creep
I can't believe I got first!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!