The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?