How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN