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(502): View more from Kentucky

New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Are my feet made of real feet?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.

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(520): View more from Arizona

The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job

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