so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
