so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.