if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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