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(619): View more from California

Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"

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(515): View more from Iowa

I wish facebook had a fuck off button.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.

(715): View more from Wisconsin

Worst stoner tragedy.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.

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(513): View more from Ohio

wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?

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how could i say no?

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(719): View more from Colorado

He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

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sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

:)

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