ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
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Starving yourself when your sad is just as unhealthy as eating your feelings...
lol i love the fat chick rants
haha yeah fat chicks get laid im sure.. because when guys cant get the hot skinny girls they settle for the fat chicks. who fuck them cause those guys r all they get
lol obesity is pollution.. visual pollution
China knows obesity is a disease and potential epidemic
June 21, 2009 11:41PM
Yeah, because obesity is an infectious disease. Try using words you know the meanings of next time.
9:17 -- fat =/= unhealthy. costs way more to feed a dying anorexic girl via iv for 3 weeks than it does to provide a healthy fat chick with a yearly checkup. not that there aren't plenty of unhealthy fat people, but it's not always the case.
i love girls who are healthy and thick, anyway. strong muscles and great warm hugs.
I personally found this hilarious, and I'm a fat chick.
@11:28 RT 11:16 - sorry, then Japan's dumb and controlling like that
Fatties- stop eating your sad! i am stoked to be a skinny pretty depressed girl who has never sat in front of the tv and eaten to fill some sort of void. I just starve myself instead!
It's not cool to make people feel bad about who they are. I'm fat, but I'm not unhealthy or lazy or ugly. I eat the best I can and work out, but I'm still fat and that's ok. I've never had a problem dating/getting laid. The guy I'm seeing now is very hot and thinks I'm beautiful. Everyone deserves that.
Hey guys, looking for a real mans challenge? Go out and bring home the biggest girl u can find and make her breakfast in the morning. Whoever girl eats the most pancakes in the morning wins. Good luck :P
for any of my friends who are reading this site . . . I did not send that text!
9:52: im also one of the nicest people i know?!?!
but being overweight is a choice for a great majority of fat people. since you choose that lifestyle, then you need to accept that other people are going to talk about it and stfu
You read my mind 9:33.
To the people saying that they hate fat people - why? You're not fat. They're not you. You don't know them. Why do you waste so much energy one a life that's not yours? Get a hobby, Jesus Christ.
the China thing sounds great to me! traditionally chinese people AREN'T large so it can't be a cultural or "health" issue. good on China!
what about 5'4 and 265?
fat girls have more meaningless sex than skinny girls.
Hating fat people is the last acceptable racism for you fucking slob racist redneck ignorant Americans. You are all awful, just awful.
@ 9:11: I've been blessed with a very fast metabolism, so I can't empathize, but I like your attitude. You are doing what you should to maintain a healthy lifestyle, regardless of whether your outward appearance reflects that. And you're right; you have no obligation to explain yourself to others. Still, lately it seems that you're in the minority. The majority of obese Americans are in this predicament because of their decision to lead a sedentary lifestyle.
@4:08 - Yea, but some people are heftier and they DO look good...
being skinny does not equal looking good.
I think is an important distinction to make. There's really unattractive skinny people and really unattractive larger people. It doesn't fricken matter!
Dear God. Humans should just all die.
Happily ever after.
Back to the original text...
I'm a fat chick who hates the licorice jelly beans. Does that make me self loathing?
hahah life is all about being happy.
so if your happy with what you are just shut up.
funny, i like fatter guys better than skinnier ones!
It doesn't matter if someone is fat or skinny - if it's their personality to be bitchy, they will be.
Fuck that my eyes sees ur fat tho
@8:45 actually not eating doesn't work - you see it does for a small amount of time, but then you're body goes in to starvation mode; so the next time you actually eat something all of those calories are retained rather than just the necessary ones - so you actually gain more weight by not eating.. fyi
fat guys dont get nearly as much shit as fat girls...why is that???
this is the bottom line,
from the looks of the economy and the current political situation of this country, a woman's weight will be the least of her and everyone else's issues. The intelligent thing to do is be happy now, fall in love..who cares if she is fat? Your time may be running out.
^ fat people hate you.
Obesity is bad for the environment.
if i recall correctly, it was actually the other way around.
I do not understand why people are being judged on their weight opposed to relevant qualities?
So many of you need to get a life...or just do the world a favor and die.
Dudes, it's like this. If you want to be fat, be fat. If you want to be thin, be thin. If you want to bang fat chicks, bang fat chicks. You can do whatever the fuck you want. But there's no need for name calling and judging over the inter webs.
i don't know if its fair to be on a site basically all about drinking, drugs, and sex and then use health as an excuse to look down on someone for being fat. just saying.
bitch moan i'm fat so i'll hate on skinny people
this is seriously cracking me up
someone wit a vag or dick, bangable lol
Hahahahahahhahah 1:00 ur fat aren't u
if you're too lazy to take care of yourself then you don't deserve a decent boyfriend
i define fat as being only 5 foot 7 and weighing a whopping 185 pounds
206...please tell YOU'RE kidding with your misuse of grammar. idiot.
8:39, while we enjoy the salads and gym you enjoy the heart attack/stroke at 50.
China's dumb and controlling like that
What's with all the digs at fat girls on this site lately
@7:28: but they gotta pay!
i love licorice jelly beans, and it is awesome having everyone else give you theirs.
Hate fat chicks though, so keep them.
omg there are so many children on here! who CARES what some douchebag said about fat girls? he probably rolled out of bed that very morning with a fat girl next to him. he's probably fat himself! who cares if someone is fat or skinny? if you don't like fat girls, good luck later in life douchebags...cuz most of us get fat.
why do fat girls give great head? because they have to.
I like fuckin period. Who gives a shit whether theyre skinny or fat?
China knows obesity is a disease and potential epidemic
8:39, i'm not fat, have DDs, a round butt, a nice face (all natural) and i could get laid but don't fuck around a lot. i don't torture myself at the gym and eat only salads, but i DO care for my health... being fat is unhealthy, you shouldn't be proud of it.
12:13 -kudos. obesity isn't always caused by laziness or bad eating habits. sometimes its just in your genes and there's nothing you can really do unless ur rich as fuck and can afford lypo.
word from a med student :P
928 youre a friggen crack head and we're all laughing at you.
8:56 - I concur.
11:16 - That's just wrong.
Smh @ most of the replies.
Bottom line: if folks want to have sex and everyone is consenting, who cares if they are fat, skinny, bitchy, sweet, bangable, disgusting, wonderful, tall, short, whatever? Take care of your business, have some Sexy Time, be careful, and walk away with a smile on your face...
SEX IS HEALTHY
and so is alcohol in moderation
and weed cures eye stuff
and some of these drugs are prescription, which means they could be helping someone
I hope you lot wear condoms. :)
who cares if I'm a shallow bitch? when was the last time your personality gave a guy a hard on? HAAAAAAAAA
@ 1:06 i do. and i'm 26, lean, fit, and with a 2 yr old running around. see if u dont start baby talking.
obesity is bad but not nessesarily a choice. my best friend is fat but she's always ate healthy and exercises on a regualr basis. her whole family are waaaaay healthier than anyone's i know but they're still pretty big. meaning its just in their genes. its not her fault. at least she's healthy.
correct me if i'm wrong 904...
but i think the point they were trying to make is that WEIGHT or being FAT is irrelevant to the bigger picture.
inner beauty is for fat people
Amen 1:17... Who gives a fuck whether you're fat, skinny, black, white, ugly, beautiful... Why is it that people have to be so judgemental? So what if you're a skinny chick, hit 60 years old and you're still gonna have saggy tits and folds in your skin, just like fat chicks. I'm a big guy, 280, but i've got good cholesterol, great blood pressure and I work out 4 times a week at an hour each time... I just like beer too much to lose weight :-P
hahahah 1:00 is either fat or prepubescent because honestly who can't talk the time to type out 'you' and who says 'meanies' over the age of 4
9:19 - get some help. you're not only depressed, you're killing yourself!
LOL 1:53 you took the words right out of my mouth
get over yourself 952 and feel bad for yourself
more cushion for the pushin
Good Lord. After reading this thread and wasting 8 precious minutes of my life, I have concluded that "dumb" is even more rampid than obesity around these parts.
bahaha @ 1:42 ... im also a girl, 16 years old, 114 pounds not athetic at all and i bench 105... if you wanna brag about something make it something worth bragging about.
LOL 11:18!!! That was the funniest thing I eva herd!
not every relationship has to be focused on sex and outer appearences. If it is, then yes being skinny seems like it would be better, but not everyone wants to have one nights stands with meaningless sex
So suddenly all skinny girls are bitchy? I know tons of pretty, skinny girls that are the sweetest girls ever!
Ha bitter fatties make me lol
More cush for the push and FYI a vag is a vag regardless of what is around it!
I love how people always use this website as a platform to get all sanctimonious. It doesn't matter what the topic is-- someone's always either contradicting the texts or condemning the sender. Enjoy it for what it is.. a text message-- not a blatant attack on humanity.
It's obvious that there's a bunch of children on this site. Grow up lil boy and girl haters. Too many people worrying about others, rather than themselves!
Here here 12:32
11:16, the fat fines are in japan, not china
i hate fat people :/
@ 8:39 maybe u get laid more than skinny girls cos they have more dignity than to make whores out of themselves
i hope next time you're about to fuck your "hot" skinny chick you realize it has a dick and you get it up the butt
Yeah, I gotta say, being fat is not too bad. I'm fat, I've got DD tits, a large round ass, and a pretty face, and I get laid a fucking LOT by some pretty damn decent looking men. So, whatever, I'm happy. C: Enjoy your salads and torturing yourself at the gym, though.
bitches are gonna be bitches regardless of their size. i see a lot of ugly skinny girls with sexy guys. i also see fat girls with pretty faces with sexy guys. and vice versa. it's just whatever the guy likes i guess. i myself am not a size 2, but i do get a lot of attention from guys, and ive been told numerous times that i look a hell of a lot better than some thinner girls. ive also stolen a guy from a skinny girl before.
its so true that we are all gonna look terrible when we are old... but thats why it makes no sense why people are fat and dont take care of themselves when theyre young.... look good while you can, thats what im doing ;)
hahahahahahahahaha. oh my gosh that's funny. my best guy friend had a chunky girl he hooked up with a few times and got so much crap for it... he told me "every guy needs one fat chick, there's more to hold on to". i thought it was hilarious.
@2:01 hahahahahaha. please tell me your kidding... people like you make me feel like im the skinniest person on earth
Unless you are interested in banging fat chicks, I don't think so 9:46
8:56 makes a valid point.
7:44, fat does not always equal lazy
funny post, though
It takes a big person to bitch about fat people online.
imagine how many more bangable girls there would be, if every girl ate right and went to the gym...
that's the world I want to live in.
Any girl who is upset with this post needs to hop on a treadmill.
"inner beauty is for fat chicks" hahaha you really just made my night :)
don't hate on skinny bitches :) theres a reason 'fat jeans' are not a fashion trend!
@ 11:18 - I'm fat and I hate pancakes lol :-p
@ 10:01 why? i love my life theres no reason to feel bad for myself.
Don't be haters....damn this thread is mean :(
@1:50...I think her point was that people assume that "fat people" are lazy and weak, ergo the fact that she is bench pressing any weight at all says otherwise.
5'7 and 185 doesn't sound fat to me. Just sayin'.
any guy can bone a hot chick
it takes a real man to do an ugly chick
since when are exercise and healthy food torture? last time I checked those were good things. Being athletic, in shape, and eating nutritious foods isn't about getting guys to fuck me, it's about being healthy and having enough energy to do the things I need to do.
Awww lookie. All the kids are out of school for the summer.
fat guys don't get laid as much as fat girls because guys are hornier and get to the point where they'd fuck anything with a vag,
thing is fat ppl make up a higher majority of the world so being a skinny person I just keep my mouth shut and let ppl fuck who they want
8:09 is so right, and 8:05, i know a lot of fat/pudgy girls who are much nastier, more bitchy, and less inclined to go out of their way for you than average sized and/or pretty girls.
Pull your fucking underwear out of your ass-crack and just laugh at the text, it was funny. Or just don't dignify the people who offend you with a response (which will most likely end up embarrassing you, anyway).
Yeah maybe America is socially shallow, but it could be worse...
China is fining people who are considered to be overweight, and if they don't loose weight in a certain amount of time, then they get fined again and again until they reach what is considered to be an optimum weight
So, you could be getting charged for eating too much...
9:21 unhealthy or not I look great in a bikini!
can someone please define the term bangable? lolol
haahahahahahaaaa hilarious! ... and it's not mean if it's true
this is so fucking hilarious. best tfln to date. and shut up about the inner beauty shit. im skinny and have a great personality, fat people can also have a great personality but they are still fat and that is all their fault
8:22/8:37 - THANK YOU BOTH!
8:22 THANK YOU! Jesus, these people are so shallow and immature it blows my mind.
@ 8:56, sex IS healthy but not to be boasted about with plenty of guys because that's NOT healthy (um hello, STD's). i'm just sick of america boasting of fat as ok.
This is sooo funny and u r one smart person. Thankgod im not a licorice jelly bean thoo
i love it when people go on these things and bitch about grammar. @2:26 you must be pretty cool if you spend all your time online making sure people know the proper time to say "your" or "you are"
What's with all the fat girl hate lately? It's interesting that there are never any demeaning posts about fat guys at bars, at least that I've read.
When we're all old and look like potatoes we're just gonna be sitting around blabbing at each other anyway. Figure out what's really important and get over it!
Really this post is about jelly beans
i really just laughed when i read these. i honestly believe you all have serious insecurity problems, fat or not.
839- not fat and dd boobs...prob fake...shallow.
go eat a salad
or better yet
just don't eat
hahahahaha i can make fun of a fat person to their face cuz ill just run around them when they try to catch me...in the words of the immortal Major Payne "ONE, tubby, tubby, TWO, tubby, tubby"
4:15 Your v. you're is important. So are apostrophes. It is okay. Just because you do not know the difference doesn't make it meaningless.
those of you saying "we will ALL get fat as we get older" need to speak for yourselves.
The lot of you are assholes. Shut the fuck up.
yes!! ive been telling my friends, "more cushin for the pushin" forever but they dont seem to get it. it's one thing i live my life by and think others should to. it's people helping people.
some ppl are too serious for this site
It is a damn shame that this is not available on a tshirt. A Damn Shame...
kill all fat people and use them as fossil fuel
[...] i'm just sick of america boasting of fat as ok.
June 21, 2009 9:03PM
[...] Hating fat people is the last acceptable racism for you fucking slob racist redneck ignorant Americans.
June 21, 2009 9:45PM
ell oh ell
Haha 8:56 has the only valid point in this whole thread
good for you but i mean...i agree get over yourself. you can be happy and all but bragging isn't attractive or needed.
9:04-fat people are part of the problem with our "current political situation". they're running up all the health care costs. for $30/month they could go to the gym and save a shit ton of money that they (or we taxpayers of america) would be paying for medicines and surgeries to unblock their fat-laden arteries.
Its pretty funny to see soo many people hating on fat people, maybe it is their fault in some situations but you can't generalize, and who the fuck cares if someone is fat? Doesn't effect their personality, some fat people are bitches but some are really cool people, same with skinny people, its just another stupid generalization that guys feel like they need joke material for other dudes to prove the size of their 2 inch dicks and girls do it to make themselves feel prettier, it really doesn't matter .
big tits big ass, big hips, lotsa fucking.
outer beauty is for shallow cunts.
@ 8 05- of course they have good personalities, they haven't got much else to offer have they?
fat chicks need love too!
Fat people are disgusting.
my skinny/pretty friends and nicer than my large/unattractive ones.
8:22 is just bitter, she probably lost all the weight & realized she has an ugly face.
Is it bad that I can't even eat the licorice ones?
i think fat girls are beautiful, seriously.
and they have better personalities.
8:36 has the right idea
we will all look worse as we get older. but fat people won't get old! ever notice that there really aren't that many obese people around over 60?
im skinny, im good looking, and i have big boobs... im also one of the nicest people i know. so just because someones skinny doesnt make them bitchy. its their personality... if your fat i feel bad for you but its your choice what you look like.
maybe people would stop making fat jokes when fat people start doing something about itttt
Fat people leave a smaller carbon footprint than physically fit people.
8:22 you just sound like a jealous fatty. sorry big birddd:(
8:05 - that's because they HAVE to have good personalities, they have nothing else going for them.