I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year