A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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My first vibrator was an electric toothbrush. Haha
Am I the only one who doesn't shove random shit up their vag?
10:56 Oh like you didn't, go back to your country you fucking foreign piece of shit!
5:15 yeah I used that when I was young. Didn't do sheeeyitt
It's astounding the number of people here have used squiggly pens to get off.
Really :3 And masturbating when you were eight? Damn, I waited until fourteen. x_x
I'm sick of everyone assuming that every text is fake. Just because they probably only get shitty messages.
This is quality.
Haha this thread is awesome.. My sister and I shared a bed when we were much younger and we would stick our squiggle pens up each other all the time
two words: shower head.
haha omg i used the squiggle pen too! can't believe there are so many people that did the same thing!
Do they still make those? I had one when I was younger, too.
Its a good thing to learn masterbating young. Its plesurefull. Deff too young for sex, but not this
My best friend used the pen! I was jealous of her until I discovered the shower head when I was 9. Then she switched as well. Haha
Um...me too...hahaha and yes every girl enjoys shower heads
I almost want to find a new squiggle pen. I mean, it takes longer to get the job done, but it would be a nice walk down memory lane.
Me too! Fuck, I was so sad when it died and they'd stopped selling them. I am so happy to see that I wasn't the only one. ;)
O yes me too and then it broke from overuse
hahaha my best friend did that too, up til she was maybe 24. then we upgraded and got her a real vibrator
haha omg ive used all of these and more! the best is the pool jet. that's so intense. or a shower head. mmm
9:32 it was a pen that vibrated, and it made whatever you were writing look squiggly
1:00 im with you and even if it was frekain fake i could care less as long as i get a laugh out of it!
4:29 that's not somethin I would go around tellin people , nastyyy .
1:51 I used one of those too (only I didn't steal mine... haha my mom bought it)
8 years old is so fucking young! thats 3rd fucking grade..what the fuck is happening to this world?!
Well, apparently every girl does get themselves off and the ones that claim they don't are lying.
Not okay. At least wait until you're nine.
Wow, me too! Never knew so many others did this. Yay for creativity!
ohmygod i can't believe i'm not the only one who did that! wow do they still sell those?
This text makes me happy. As do all of the wonderful responses.
Especially 10:35"s. "Oh, we all did it, ladies. We know we did. Though I mostly did naughty things to my stuffed animals."
^^ yeah she did actually lol, she managed to marry a guy who was hung like a damn beer can....i know, i saw pictures lol.
showerhead in 4th grade. now i use a neck massager and every now and then, lay under the faucet in the tub. i wish i would have thought of the squiggle pen when i had one!
A. I Dont know what a squiggle pen is :( B. I didn't start til like freshman year. 8 years old.. That's a little weird I think.
i used a neck massager too...i got off better with that than i do with my real vibrator..and whatever dick i manage to wrangle up at the bar..
I did that too!!! I now have 2 of them in my "toy kit" along with many other real toys collected over time.
Hahaha me too! 7yo was also the age I discovered a
powered shower head felt amazing. :-)
It's good to know I wasn't the only one who did that.
I loved my squiggle pen until I stepped on it. :( If I have a daughter, I'm getting her one for this exact purpose.
HA! Me too! Yes, then came the shower head. Oh good times.
dude, i swear i thought i was the only one! mine was a squiggle pen too, at a very young age, i figured it out accidentally when i was holding my bowl of cereal i put the pen and the paper between my legs to hold it... and it was magical. by 15 i upgraded to a real vibrator. if i'm not mistaken i believe my squiggle pen was confiscated .. or maybe it just ran out of battery, i don't know. but anyway its sorta liberating that someone did the same thing!!!
And girls always say they don't masturbate... Bullshit, they all do.
this is so funny. the squiggle wiggle writer. lasted me till college.
@3:35 I so wanna be your shower head. Mmmh
I had this as my first toy too. I stole it off my sister, I think my parents knew where it had gone though...
Oh, we all did it, ladies. We know we did. Though I mostly did naughty things to my stuffed animals.
Any girls always say "I don't masturbate"... Bullshit, they all do.
Oh my fucking god me too!! And you're all fucking morons, I know I used it as a clit stimulator cuz it vibrated like a beast
4:29pm Said: Haha this thread is awesome.. My sister and I shared a bed when we were much younger and we would stick our squiggle pens up each other all the time
THATS SOOO HOT!!!
I stole my sister's squiggle wiggle pen and used it for masturbation. I am so glad I am not alone.
hahaha i used to do that all the time!
Hahahaha best thread ever. I got mine when I was about 8, lost it, and then found it again in a box when I was like 14 and have used it ever since as a toy. Gotta love whoever it was that gave it to me as a birthday present!
a squiggle pen was my first, too!!
Dude, why is everyone so freaking freaked out about 8-year-olds masturbating? I've freaking masturbated for as long as I can remember! Like, 4 years old and shit!
What's a squiggly pen?
LMAO i used one of those back massager things when i was a kid.
Me too!! I stiole one from my best friend when I was about 8 until she started crying and the teacher made me give it back to her...poor thing.
That is so fucked up.
awesomeness. I love the fact that so many people, especially girls, masturbating at a young age. I have since I can remember. now a feat is eatting your first pussy in the girls bath room after school in 5th grade. YUM YUM
LOL i used my lil sisters mechanical toothbrush..cause i actually brushed my teeth lol.. then upgraded to the pen..
now i have a vibrator and a dildo. YAY for up grades.
10:56 am give me a break, the dinky is the first thing the boys grab for when they're born. Girls, aren't much difference, yay for curiousity!!!!
Are you serious? I never thought about that when I had one of those squiggly pens. DAMN IT. I seen one in the store a couple of weeks ago right next to the full body massagers with turbo vibrate and heat, guess which one I purchased, lol...........
you've gotttt to be kidding me. i fucking loved my squiggle pen. i got it for my tenth birthday. i never would have thought so many people used it as their vibrators. but i broke it when i was 13 then moved on to a neck massager. haha oh how i miss childhood
Venus vibrance too.
Me too!!!! Hahaha, it was the squiggly pen in elementary school, then the shower head, then the handle of one of those vibrating razors in high school. I bought a real vibrator as soon as I got to college and wasn't afraid of my parents finding it, haha.
9:52 made me laugh out loud!
Squiggle Wiggle Writer!
What a walk down memory lane this is!
holyshit. this is making me want to go use a showerhead, i need to buy one. the jets in the bathtub were pretty good too. i used a back massager thing since i was a kid, me and my friends used to take turns.
Omg same here! Switched to an actual vibrator at 14
It's nice to know that the majority of us have graduated from squiggle pens and shower heads, but really... it's fun to switch it up a bit.
I frickin' love this thread.
OMG!!! I totally did that... the worst part was I did it at church!
12:40 so after u play with urself your disgusted of your own juices? go clean up nasty they are suppost to taste great! I KNOW I LOVE MINES...
my first vibrator ws one of thos elittle massagre thingys they always sell by cashier at wall mart i stole it from my autn when i was about 11
Omg I me too! I'm glad I'm not the only one lol.
lol, me too. my parents started getting suspitous though when i kept asking for batteries and then taking my pen with me to the bathroom. then all of a sudden it disappered. damn i missed that pen. haha
Me too!! Mine eventually died and it was much harder to find another sqiggly pen when I was 17. I did find one though and finally a few years later I upgraded.
1:51 and you're how old now? From your spelling, seems like you're only 12.
And thank God for all these fellow young masturbators! Ever since I can remember, I've been uh, pleasuring myself (not with an object) but didn't think that anyone else did! It's a relief to know that so many of us did (and kind of weird?)!
shit, I use my dogs pedi paws. gets the job done.
what the fuck... you guys masturbated when you were 8? fucking americans.
Add me to the list of the squiggle pen being my first "toy". I think I was 8 years old too.. I still have it and it still works, though I've upgraded several times since then.
mine was an electric nail filer...
FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!
Me too. The electric toothbrush was OK sometimes but I didn't want anyone asking about why it was missing from the bathroom. It took me a couple years to figure out what exactly I was doing. Thanks to Babeland there is no more need for squiggle pens in this house!
To quote quagmire,"that was strangly arousing"
(not really though sounds creepy when I say it about this)