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  • My first vibrator was an electric toothbrush. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:29am
  • 10:56 Oh like you didn't, go back to your country you fucking foreign piece of shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:21am
  • Am I the only one who doesn't shove random shit up their vag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:09am
  • Um...me too...hahaha and yes every girl enjoys shower heads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:54pm
  • It's astounding the number of people here have used squiggly pens to get off. Really :3 And masturbating when you were eight? Damn, I waited until fourteen. x_x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:02pm
  • I'm sick of everyone assuming that every text is fake. Just because they probably only get shitty messages. This is quality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:00pm
  • O yes me too and then it broke from overuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:08am
  • 5:15 yeah I used that when I was young. Didn't do sheeeyitt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:55pm
  • Me too! Fuck, I was so sad when it died and they'd stopped selling them. I am so happy to see that I wasn't the only one. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:45pm
  • I almost want to find a new squiggle pen. I mean, it takes longer to get the job done, but it would be a nice walk down memory lane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:23pm
  • haha omg i used the squiggle pen too! can't believe there are so many people that did the same thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Haha this thread is awesome.. My sister and I shared a bed when we were much younger and we would stick our squiggle pens up each other all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:29pm
  • two words: shower head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 1:51 I used one of those too (only I didn't steal mine... haha my mom bought it)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Do they still make those? I had one when I was younger, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:08am
  • hahaha my best friend did that too, up til she was maybe 24. then we upgraded and got her a real vibrator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:23am
  • 9:32 it was a pen that vibrated, and it made whatever you were writing look squiggly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:54am
  • Gross..

    Submitted by dakota on Mar 5, 10 at 1:39pm
  • 8 years old is so fucking young! thats 3rd fucking grade..what the fuck is happening to this world?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 1:00 im with you and even if it was frekain fake i could care less as long as i get a laugh out of it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:52pm
  • My best friend used the pen! I was jealous of her until I discovered the shower head when I was 9. Then she switched as well. Haha

    Submitted by KittyCat69 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:33am
  • Its a good thing to learn masterbating young. Its plesurefull. Deff too young for sex, but not this

    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 26, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Wow, me too! Never knew so many others did this. Yay for creativity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:52pm
  • haha omg ive used all of these and more! the best is the pool jet. that's so intense. or a shower head. mmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:35pm
  • This text makes me happy. As do all of the wonderful responses. Especially 10:35"s. "Oh, we all did it, ladies. We know we did. Though I mostly did naughty things to my stuffed animals." bahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:38am
  • HA! Me too! Yes, then came the shower head. Oh good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:39pm
  • 4:29 that's not somethin I would go around tellin people , nastyyy .

    Submitted by sam_i_am on Jul 20, 10 at 2:59am
  • ohmygod i can't believe i'm not the only one who did that! wow do they still sell those?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:50pm
  • showerhead in 4th grade. now i use a neck massager and every now and then, lay under the faucet in the tub. i wish i would have thought of the squiggle pen when i had one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Well, apparently every girl does get themselves off and the ones that claim they don't are lying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Not okay. At least wait until you're nine.

    Submitted by ny_texts on Jun 26, 10 at 6:25pm
  • @3:35 I so wanna be your shower head. Mmmh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:43pm
  • this is so funny. the squiggle wiggle writer. lasted me till college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:52pm
  • wow. ditto.

    Submitted by Artemis_21 on Feb 1, 10 at 6:11am
  • 4:29pm Said: Haha this thread is awesome.. My sister and I shared a bed when we were much younger and we would stick our squiggle pens up each other all the time THATS SOOO HOT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Oh, we all did it, ladies. We know we did. Though I mostly did naughty things to my stuffed animals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Any girls always say "I don't masturbate"... Bullshit, they all do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:08am
  • What's a squiggly pen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:32am
  • ^^ yeah she did actually lol, she managed to marry a guy who was hung like a damn beer can....i know, i saw pictures lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:28am
  • a squiggle pen was my first, too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Me too!! I stiole one from my best friend when I was about 8 until she started crying and the teacher made me give it back to her...poor thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:39am
  • A. I Dont know what a squiggle pen is :( B. I didn't start til like freshman year. 8 years old.. That's a little weird I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:00pm
  • LMAO i used one of those back massager things when i was a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:25pm
  • i used a neck massager too...i got off better with that than i do with my real vibrator..and whatever dick i manage to wrangle up at the bar..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:47am
  • Hahaha me too! 7yo was also the age I discovered a powered shower head felt amazing. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:36am
  • I did that too!!! I now have 2 of them in my "toy kit" along with many other real toys collected over time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:31pm
  • It's good to know I wasn't the only one who did that.

    Submitted by shortfry90 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:35am
  • I loved my squiggle pen until I stepped on it. :( If I have a daughter, I'm getting her one for this exact purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:16am
  • dude, i swear i thought i was the only one! mine was a squiggle pen too, at a very young age, i figured it out accidentally when i was holding my bowl of cereal i put the pen and the paper between my legs to hold it... and it was magical. by 15 i upgraded to a real vibrator. if i'm not mistaken i believe my squiggle pen was confiscated .. or maybe it just ran out of battery, i don't know. but anyway its sorta liberating that someone did the same thing!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:50am
  • awesomeness. I love the fact that so many people, especially girls, masturbating at a young age. I have since I can remember. now a feat is eatting your first pussy in the girls bath room after school in 5th grade. YUM YUM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:18am
  • 10:56 am give me a break, the dinky is the first thing the boys grab for when they're born. Girls, aren't much difference, yay for curiousity!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:19am
  • And girls always say they don't masturbate... Bullshit, they all do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:10am
  • I had this as my first toy too. I stole it off my sister, I think my parents knew where it had gone though...

    Submitted by princess_norks on Jun 14, 11 at 7:55pm
  • Oh my fucking god me too!! And you're all fucking morons, I know I used it as a clit stimulator cuz it vibrated like a beast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:54am
  • Dude, why is everyone so freaking freaked out about 8-year-olds masturbating? I've freaking masturbated for as long as I can remember! Like, 4 years old and shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:35pm
  • OMG!!! I totally did that... the worst part was I did it at church!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:03pm
  • I stole my sister's squiggle wiggle pen and used it for masturbation. I am so glad I am not alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:26am
  • Hahahaha best thread ever. I got mine when I was about 8, lost it, and then found it again in a box when I was like 14 and have used it ever since as a toy. Gotta love whoever it was that gave it to me as a birthday present!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:54am
  • 12:40 so after u play with urself your disgusted of your own juices? go clean up nasty they are suppost to taste great! I KNOW I LOVE MINES... my first vibrator ws one of thos elittle massagre thingys they always sell by cashier at wall mart i stole it from my autn when i was about 11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Me too!! Mine eventually died and it was much harder to find another sqiggly pen when I was 17. I did find one though and finally a few years later I upgraded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:39pm
  • LOL i used my lil sisters mechanical toothbrush..cause i actually brushed my teeth lol.. then upgraded to the pen.. now i have a vibrator and a dildo. YAY for up grades.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:01am
  • lol, me too. my parents started getting suspitous though when i kept asking for batteries and then taking my pen with me to the bathroom. then all of a sudden it disappered. damn i missed that pen. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:57pm
  • hahaha i used to do that all the time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:25pm
  • That is so fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:41am
  • shit, I use my dogs pedi paws. gets the job done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:50am
  • you've gotttt to be kidding me. i fucking loved my squiggle pen. i got it for my tenth birthday. i never would have thought so many people used it as their vibrators. but i broke it when i was 13 then moved on to a neck massager. haha oh how i miss childhood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:43pm
  • 1:51 and you're how old now? From your spelling, seems like you're only 12. And thank God for all these fellow young masturbators! Ever since I can remember, I've been uh, pleasuring myself (not with an object) but didn't think that anyone else did! It's a relief to know that so many of us did (and kind of weird?)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:21pm
  • Me too!!!! Hahaha, it was the squiggly pen in elementary school, then the shower head, then the handle of one of those vibrating razors in high school. I bought a real vibrator as soon as I got to college and wasn't afraid of my parents finding it, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:12pm
  • holyshit. this is making me want to go use a showerhead, i need to buy one. the jets in the bathtub were pretty good too. i used a back massager thing since i was a kid, me and my friends used to take turns.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:14am
  • Are you serious? I never thought about that when I had one of those squiggly pens. DAMN IT. I seen one in the store a couple of weeks ago right next to the full body massagers with turbo vibrate and heat, guess which one I purchased, lol...........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Add me to the list of the squiggle pen being my first "toy". I think I was 8 years old too.. I still have it and it still works, though I've upgraded several times since then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Omg I me too! I'm glad I'm not the only one lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:36pm
  • It's nice to know that the majority of us have graduated from squiggle pens and shower heads, but really... it's fun to switch it up a bit. I frickin' love this thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:24am
  • Venus vibrance too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:15pm
  • 9:52 made me laugh out loud! Squiggle Wiggle Writer! What a walk down memory lane this is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Omg same here! Switched to an actual vibrator at 14

    Submitted by lexie719 on Dec 25, 11 at 12:26am
  • what the fuck... you guys masturbated when you were 8? fucking americans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:56am
  • FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:06am
  • mine was an electric nail filer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:39am
  • To quote quagmire,"that was strangly arousing" (not really though sounds creepy when I say it about this)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:57am
  • Me too. The electric toothbrush was OK sometimes but I didn't want anyone asking about why it was missing from the bathroom. It took me a couple years to figure out what exactly I was doing. Thanks to Babeland there is no more need for squiggle pens in this house!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:26pm
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