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  • 89 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:00pm

    I'm sick of everyone assuming that every text is fake. Just because they probably only get shitty messages. This is quality.

  • 94 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:29am

    My first vibrator was an electric toothbrush. Haha

  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:21am

    10:56 Oh like you didn't, go back to your country you fucking foreign piece of shit!

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:09am

    Am I the only one who doesn't shove random shit up their vag?

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:08am

    O yes me too and then it broke from overuse

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:27pm

    two words: shower head.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:53pm

    haha omg i used the squiggle pen too! can't believe there are so many people that did the same thing!

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:45pm

    Me too! Fuck, I was so sad when it died and they'd stopped selling them. I am so happy to see that I wasn't the only one. ;)

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:24pm

    8 years old is so fucking young! thats 3rd fucking grade..what the fuck is happening to this world?!

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:44pm

    showerhead in 4th grade. now i use a neck massager and every now and then, lay under the faucet in the tub. i wish i would have thought of the squiggle pen when i had one!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:52pm

    1:00 im with you and even if it was frekain fake i could care less as long as i get a laugh out of it!

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    haha omg ive used all of these and more! the best is the pool jet. that's so intense. or a shower head. mmm

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:23am

    hahaha my best friend did that too, up til she was maybe 24. then we upgraded and got her a real vibrator

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:54am

    9:32 it was a pen that vibrated, and it made whatever you were writing look squiggly

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:52pm

    this is so funny. the squiggle wiggle writer. lasted me till college.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:02pm

    It's astounding the number of people here have used squiggly pens to get off. Really :3 And masturbating when you were eight? Damn, I waited until fourteen. x_x

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:35pm

    Oh, we all did it, ladies. We know we did. Though I mostly did naughty things to my stuffed animals.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:55pm

    5:15 yeah I used that when I was young. Didn't do sheeeyitt

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:16pm

    4:29pm Said: Haha this thread is awesome.. My sister and I shared a bed when we were much younger and we would stick our squiggle pens up each other all the time THATS SOOO HOT!!!

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:35pm

    Dude, why is everyone so freaking freaked out about 8-year-olds masturbating? I've freaking masturbated for as long as I can remember! Like, 4 years old and shit!

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:54pm

    Um...me too...hahaha and yes every girl enjoys shower heads

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:29pm

    Haha this thread is awesome.. My sister and I shared a bed when we were much younger and we would stick our squiggle pens up each other all the time

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:19am

    10:56 am give me a break, the dinky is the first thing the boys grab for when they're born. Girls, aren't much difference, yay for curiousity!!!!

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:08am

    Do they still make those? I had one when I was younger, too.

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:39pm

    HA! Me too! Yes, then came the shower head. Oh good times.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by dakota on Mar 5, 10 at 1:39pm

    Gross..

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:50pm

    ohmygod i can't believe i'm not the only one who did that! wow do they still sell those?

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:38am

    This text makes me happy. As do all of the wonderful responses. Especially 10:35"s. "Oh, we all did it, ladies. We know we did. Though I mostly did naughty things to my stuffed animals." bahaha

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:05pm

    1:51 I used one of those too (only I didn't steal mine... haha my mom bought it)

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:32am

    What's a squiggly pen?

  • 51 47
    Submitted by sam_i_am on Jul 20, 10 at 2:59am

    4:29 that's not somethin I would go around tellin people , nastyyy .

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:23pm

    I almost want to find a new squiggle pen. I mean, it takes longer to get the job done, but it would be a nice walk down memory lane.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by ny_texts on Jun 26, 10 at 6:25pm

    Not okay. At least wait until you're nine.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:36am

    Hahaha me too! 7yo was also the age I discovered a powered shower head felt amazing. :-)

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:43pm

    @3:35 I so wanna be your shower head. Mmmh

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:39am

    Me too!! I stiole one from my best friend when I was about 8 until she started crying and the teacher made me give it back to her...poor thing.

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:14am

    holyshit. this is making me want to go use a showerhead, i need to buy one. the jets in the bathtub were pretty good too. i used a back massager thing since i was a kid, me and my friends used to take turns.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:31pm

    I did that too!!! I now have 2 of them in my "toy kit" along with many other real toys collected over time.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    LMAO i used one of those back massager things when i was a kid.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:03pm

    OMG!!! I totally did that... the worst part was I did it at church!

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:08am

    Any girls always say "I don't masturbate"... Bullshit, they all do.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:53pm

    Well, apparently every girl does get themselves off and the ones that claim they don't are lying.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:11pm

    a squiggle pen was my first, too!!

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:52pm

    Wow, me too! Never knew so many others did this. Yay for creativity!

  • 55 71
    Submitted by KittyCat69 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:33am

    My best friend used the pen! I was jealous of her until I discovered the shower head when I was 9. Then she switched as well. Haha

  • 49 59
    Submitted by shortfry90 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:35am

    It's good to know I wasn't the only one who did that.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:51pm

    12:40 so after u play with urself your disgusted of your own juices? go clean up nasty they are suppost to taste great! I KNOW I LOVE MINES... my first vibrator ws one of thos elittle massagre thingys they always sell by cashier at wall mart i stole it from my autn when i was about 11

  • 44 53
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 26, 10 at 9:49pm

    Its a good thing to learn masterbating young. Its plesurefull. Deff too young for sex, but not this

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:54am

    Hahahaha best thread ever. I got mine when I was about 8, lost it, and then found it again in a box when I was like 14 and have used it ever since as a toy. Gotta love whoever it was that gave it to me as a birthday present!

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:28am

    ^^ yeah she did actually lol, she managed to marry a guy who was hung like a damn beer can....i know, i saw pictures lol.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:18am

    awesomeness. I love the fact that so many people, especially girls, masturbating at a young age. I have since I can remember. now a feat is eatting your first pussy in the girls bath room after school in 5th grade. YUM YUM

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:16am

    I loved my squiggle pen until I stepped on it. :( If I have a daughter, I'm getting her one for this exact purpose.

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:57pm

    lol, me too. my parents started getting suspitous though when i kept asking for batteries and then taking my pen with me to the bathroom. then all of a sudden it disappered. damn i missed that pen. haha

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:10am

    And girls always say they don't masturbate... Bullshit, they all do.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Artemis_21 on Feb 1, 10 at 6:11am

    wow. ditto.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:15pm

    Venus vibrance too.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:47am

    i used a neck massager too...i got off better with that than i do with my real vibrator..and whatever dick i manage to wrangle up at the bar..

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:57am

    To quote quagmire,"that was strangly arousing" (not really though sounds creepy when I say it about this)

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:43pm

    you've gotttt to be kidding me. i fucking loved my squiggle pen. i got it for my tenth birthday. i never would have thought so many people used it as their vibrators. but i broke it when i was 13 then moved on to a neck massager. haha oh how i miss childhood

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:41pm

    Are you serious? I never thought about that when I had one of those squiggly pens. DAMN IT. I seen one in the store a couple of weeks ago right next to the full body massagers with turbo vibrate and heat, guess which one I purchased, lol...........

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:39pm

    Me too!! Mine eventually died and it was much harder to find another sqiggly pen when I was 17. I did find one though and finally a few years later I upgraded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:56am

    what the fuck... you guys masturbated when you were 8? fucking americans.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:50am

    shit, I use my dogs pedi paws. gets the job done.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:00pm

    A. I Dont know what a squiggle pen is :( B. I didn't start til like freshman year. 8 years old.. That's a little weird I think.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:39am

    mine was an electric nail filer...

  • 42 57
    Submitted by princess_norks on Jun 14, 11 at 7:55pm

    I had this as my first toy too. I stole it off my sister, I think my parents knew where it had gone though...

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:19pm

    Add me to the list of the squiggle pen being my first "toy". I think I was 8 years old too.. I still have it and it still works, though I've upgraded several times since then.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:12pm

    Me too!!!! Hahaha, it was the squiggly pen in elementary school, then the shower head, then the handle of one of those vibrating razors in high school. I bought a real vibrator as soon as I got to college and wasn't afraid of my parents finding it, haha.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:21pm

    1:51 and you're how old now? From your spelling, seems like you're only 12. And thank God for all these fellow young masturbators! Ever since I can remember, I've been uh, pleasuring myself (not with an object) but didn't think that anyone else did! It's a relief to know that so many of us did (and kind of weird?)!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:41am

    That is so fucked up.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:57pm

    9:52 made me laugh out loud! Squiggle Wiggle Writer! What a walk down memory lane this is!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:24am

    It's nice to know that the majority of us have graduated from squiggle pens and shower heads, but really... it's fun to switch it up a bit. I frickin' love this thread.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:50am

    dude, i swear i thought i was the only one! mine was a squiggle pen too, at a very young age, i figured it out accidentally when i was holding my bowl of cereal i put the pen and the paper between my legs to hold it... and it was magical. by 15 i upgraded to a real vibrator. if i'm not mistaken i believe my squiggle pen was confiscated .. or maybe it just ran out of battery, i don't know. but anyway its sorta liberating that someone did the same thing!!!

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:26am

    I stole my sister's squiggle wiggle pen and used it for masturbation. I am so glad I am not alone.

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:36pm

    Omg I me too! I'm glad I'm not the only one lol.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    hahaha i used to do that all the time!

  • 33 49
    Submitted by lexie719 on Dec 25, 11 at 12:26am

    Omg same here! Switched to an actual vibrator at 14

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:01am

    LOL i used my lil sisters mechanical toothbrush..cause i actually brushed my teeth lol.. then upgraded to the pen.. now i have a vibrator and a dildo. YAY for up grades.

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:06am

    FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:54am

    Oh my fucking god me too!! And you're all fucking morons, I know I used it as a clit stimulator cuz it vibrated like a beast

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:26pm

    Me too. The electric toothbrush was OK sometimes but I didn't want anyone asking about why it was missing from the bathroom. It took me a couple years to figure out what exactly I was doing. Thanks to Babeland there is no more need for squiggle pens in this house!