weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i woke up with socks on this morning
i didnt wear socks last night
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
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Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is that why you're texting me
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
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I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support