So how was he last night?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
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Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
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So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving