You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband