he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
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you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.